So, my friends Hotmail account got jacked the other day, and the people responsible decided to send an e-mail to everyone in her address book asking for money because of an emergency she was having. After reading the e-mail, I immediately knew what was happening and my response is in the included PDF.
Movie review that was too long for Netflix
Whether or not it’s true, I consider myself a movie “aficionado”, and after watching this movie, I’ve found the limits of what I consider entertaining, and/or art. This movie is based on true events, and even with that being the case, I still have an extremely hard time justifying it’s recommendation to any single person that I’ve ever met, friend or foe, fact or fiction, Ed Gein or Freddy Kreuger. This movie is one of the most disturbing movies I’ve ever bore the burden of watching, while all the while, trying to appreciate the film for it’s artistic merits, not letting the true horror of the subject matter sink into me, like no movie I’ve ever watched before. I’m no virgin to horror, whether it be schlocky C.H.U.D. type films, or borderline torture/porn as they currently like to refer to Hostel or Saw or Cannibal Holocaust in the modern day “hippie rags”, but after this film experience, I will realize that I have found my limit, and even though this film is shot as beautifally as it is, and with as much expertise as it is, this genre fan found his brick wall at the end of the rainbow, and trust me, I’ve found what Geraldo found, the unbearable truth. If you’re a movie student, watch this film for it’s artistic merits, and appreciate how it can so honestly evoke emotions, but if you’re one of those other folk, either steer clear, or prepare yourself for one of the most disturbing pics ever created. I’m giving it a 5 outta 5 simply because I can honestly say no single movie has ever evoked the kind of emotion in me that this movie did. Nothing about this movie’s subject matter is good, nor is the lesson it will teach you about humanity, but all in all, the movie was superbly created, and athough the film was as disturbing as it was, it was a true Hollywood creation, and should be given the credit it deserves. To be more disturbed after viewing, read about Gertrude Baniszewski after viewing this movie, this is the horrible mother that this movie refers to, and was the woman that the true evil of this movie was based on.
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Your smokes and your cell taking up too much room in your pocket? What if your cell held half a pack of smokes? They’re geniuses in China, frickin geniuses.
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These are all actual quotes that were spoken aloud in a courtroom.
The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?
How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?
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I hadn’t even heard of this new Stephen King movie until I saw this trailer. It looks like it’s really got some potential! I’ve been waiting for a good new John Cusack movie.
On another note, is Samuel L. Jackson in every movie now? It’s harder to think of the movies he’s NOT in at this point I think.
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Everyone’s seen these stupid surveys in the My Bulletin Space section on your MySpace homepages. This one in particular bugged the bejesus out of me. The title of the survey is My Mental Age. You complete the survey by putting a check next to each statement that applies to you, then at the end of the survey, you count the checks, and it tells you what they believe is your “mental age.” This survey was one of the mosts ridiculous things I’d ever read, so I took it upon myself to pick each statement apart, one by one. Oh, and I’ve seen this survey titled My Marriage Age lately also.
MY MENTAL AGE
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A cold opening is the segment of a TV show that airs before the opening theme or credits roll. Family Guy over the years has had quite a few very solid cold openings. Check them out.
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I got my new corndog air freshener I bought off of eBay today. I just opened it up, hung it on the mirror of my truck, and I’m anticipating the delicious smells that’ll be rolling out the doors when I head out to work later.
(I’m gonna get this one next.)
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If I’d have known squirrels act this sweet when intoxicated, I’d have been getting them drunk since the first time I had the opportunity to steal Gold Wasser from behind my parents bar!
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Check out this CBC story ran in 1993 about this new fangled invention, called “ïnternet”. It’s funny hearing him explain emoticons, and to hear the one guy commenting how on “internet” people are generally nicer, and tend not to tear in to you or make fun of people. Oh, how times have changes.
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So I’ve been hearing lately about the complaints CBS received pertaining to the Superbowl halftime show and that snickers ad they broadcast, and I was wondering exactly what the complaints were. I now know all of the complaints were written by that slow girl that’s working the fryer at my local Mickey D’s.
“It was obscene to show Prince, a HOMOSEXUAL person through a sheet, as to show his siluette while his guitar showed a very phalic symbol coming from below his below-midriff section. I am very offended and I would prefer not to have showed it to my 4 children who love football. One of them has hoped to be a quarterback and now he will turn out gay. I am actually considering to check him for HIV. Thanks CBS for turning my son GAY.”
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Who wants a free poster of the St. Pauli girl? Visit this site around 9 PM eastern time, and sign up for a free poster of this hottie.
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